One day I was leaping around the fields and he was just watching me, and nodding that cabbage-like head of his. Quite frankly, he’s a ridiculous creature. His head looks like, well, a cabbage, and his feet look like Brussels sprouts. In fact, I’ve seen rocks that move faster than he can. It could have happened to anyone.ĭo you know that old tortoise who lives in the next field? He’s so slow, that the first time I saw him I thought he was a rock. Look, I’ll tell you what happened – just so that you understand that it wasn’t really my fault.

We’re so busy springing in the Spring that sometimes our thoughts just can’t quite keep up with our legs. It happened in March, and that’s the time of year that we hares go a bit crazy you know.

It’s so unfair that people keep going on about it.

Well alright, there was that one time that I took the silver medal – but it only ever happened once. I’ve got long, long legs and I can really go! You can catch me if you can – but I don’t think you will.

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